How do I break thee
Let me count the ways

First, I try to import the rent
And virtually you disallow my memory

Second, I try to post the rent
And again virtually you make me erase my memory

Third, I try to print the checks
and you tell me again, that NO means NO

When will I ever learn to navigate your Windows
When will I ever be on your "guest list"

Will you be the death of me?
Will you be the life?

Just let me print the damn rent checks,
Please

End